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The following are examples of "programs" to help urban folk...
You may not be familiar with these papers because you live large. However, urban peeps know them oh so well!!

What, no squares or alcohol can be bought? Food can't be eaten in tha sto'? I smell FRAUD!!

One damn food stamp dolla...
Look at our cracker Founding Fathers. They seem to be saying, "Some day they'll probably take off the shackles, now let's find another way to hold 'em down."

Adventurous, huh? How 'bout I sell 'em for 30%, then get my drink on!!
Looks like a food pyramid of mac and cheese, ramen noodles, and potatoes. No neckbones for you!!

This is one of my favorite images
This is my good friend Dawg. He was gaffled up and oppressed recently by THA MAN. Now, he fittin' to have to pay up or go to Steel City fo' a minute. Of course, he's innocent!!! True dat. The Police ain't show up, so he got off. His lawyer made some chedda though!!